teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone)

(Source: stacys-gwen)

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

dirtsbag:

is this why i’m single 

clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

stability:

the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1

(Source: stability)

(Source: moonsilhouettes)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

randywhorton:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is amazing

Get a job

I have 2 jobs

thatsmoderatelyraven:

randywhorton:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

This is amazing

Get a job

I have 2 jobs

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)